Bill Gates Fan Club

Rules & Regulations

• Membership may be obtained in any of the following ways:

1. The submission and acceptance of an appropriate URL or other information
2. A large cash donation to the charity of your choice
3. Addressing the Webmaster as "Your Lordship" or "Majesty"

• Members may not go be dissin' Bill at any time.
• Members may not pee on the shoes of Mr. Gates or of other members and tell him/them "it's raining."

• This charter may be changed under any of the following conditions:

1. Fire
2. Flood
3. Armed insurrection within the United States or its possessions
4. Lithium shortages